HEY YOU!
AN EASY GUIDE TO LOSING YOUR HUSBAND TO ANOTHER WOMAN
1) If you turn him from a man to an ATM machine
2) If you try to fix him
3) If you keep criticizing him
4) If you disrespect him in public or in private
5) If you mistreat his mother
6) If you are not warm and welcoming towards his first degree relatives
7) If you do not ask him about his day
8) If you do not listen to him
9) If you neglect your mind, body, or soul
10) If you become a chronic complainer
11) If you refuse to have his baby
12) If you are jealous of a certain woman and you fight him over it, you will lose him to that woman in particular
13) If you do not know what are his favorite dishes
14) If you lose your passion in bed
15) If you forget that you are a woman
16) If you no longer look him in the eye
17) If you no longer smile at him
18) If you no longer feel that he is your hero – he will become someone else's hero
19) If you do not feed his need for gratification
20) If you become The Man of the house – he will find another doll!
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