CAMPUS MAGAZINE: MARWA RAKHA IS HIRING! POSITION: BOYFRIEND

Date posted: July 20, 2010


MARWA RAKHA IS HIRING

POSITION: BOYFRIEND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TITLE

My Boyfriend

TITLE CODE

BF

EFFECTIVE DATE

ASAP

CAREER DEVELOPMENT

Husband

FURTHER CAREER DEVELOPMENT

Father of my kids

FURTHER CAREER DEVELOPMENT

Lifetime Partner

DEPARTMENT/DIVISION

Personal Relationships

 WORK LOCATION

Mind, Body & Soul

WORKING TITLE

Man of my dreams

NAME OF DIRECT SUPERVISOR

Marwa Rakha

GRADE

Top Management and equal partner

SUPERVISION/DIRECTION RECEIVED (Indicates the type of supervision the incumbent will receive after

the training/orientation period.)

Close Supervision  ( In the first three months  )   

General Supervision  (3-6 months)   

General Direction  (6-12 months)   

Full Authority  (Upon completing one happy year on the job )

GENERAL SUMMARY OF DUTIES / RESPONSIBILITIES

  1. Defending human rights, freedom of expression, and a human being’s power of choice
  2. Supporting Marwa Rakha on all fronts (Women, Bloggers, Abused writers, Lost teenagers, Homosexuals,

or any minority group I choose to support)

  1. Takes me out twice a week
  2. Gets in touch with me once a day (Phone or Emails or Text message)
  3. Shares with me his dreams and hopes for the future
  4. Works with me to fight hypocrisy and double standards
  5. Promotes – and embodies – the values of integrity, respect, and accountability
  6. Promotes – and embodies – secularism and believes in the power of the human brain
  7. Defends women’s rights to be a liberal independent proactive element in the society
  8. Works against the practice of male and female circumcision
  9. Fights discrimination based on gender, race, or sexual orientation
  10. Fights the stereotypical image of the Arab male (chauvinism, dominance, violence, disrespect for women … etc)
  11. Communicates his feelings, thoughts, and ideas with me on regular basis
  12. Works with me – not against me – to make this world a better place
  13. Lifts me up – in the rare times – when I fall apart

QUALIFICATIONS AND SKILLS

  1. Cheerful, positive, motivated, ambitious, fulfilled, and genuinely happy – no nakad please
  2. Financially and emotionally independent – no babysitting services available on this job
  3. Self-confident and secure from within – jealous possessive boyfriends get immediate termination
  4. Honest and straightforward – and lives up to his principles
  5. Does not lie, cheat, or deceive – only weak people do that
  6. Does not sulk and get depressed quite often – no nakad please please please!
  7. Does not listen to Tamer Hosny or Abu El Leef – I am allergic to both
  8. Has a deeply rooted respect for women – all women – and that reflects on his words and actions
  9. Has his own house and car (Self financed … self financed!)
  10. Does not want to move in with me
  11. Does not want me to move in with him
  12. Does not dump the past baggage on me
  13. Does not come in the way between me and my work
  14. Does not drink or do drugs
  15. Has a personal vision and mission
  16. Fluent in written and spoken English
  17. Has to smell good at all times (I am serious!)
  18. Is willing to learn new things on the job – experimentation is a must (wink)
  19. Is open to new ideas and risk (nothing is a taboo)
  20. Is not interested in power struggles – I AM the boss of me
  21. Does not wonder if I love him, or my cats, more
  22. Has a fulfilling job or a career – does not enjoy bumming around
  23. By being with me, he is not looking for a mother, a nurse, or a shrink

OTHER REQUIREMENTS

  • A single healthy – hopefully – Male
  • Reads my Campus Bee2a article, achievement article, and nudity article – and agrees
  • Age does not matter as long as he has the character, the looks, and the figure (well maintained dude)
             

 

Retention:  As long as job is active

Benefits are to be discussed in a one-on-one interview

Qualified candidates only: marwarakha@hotmail.com

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